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Instant Christmas

Price: $200.00

Do you have pets or small children that strip bare the bottom half of your Christmas tree?
Do you live in a tiny space where a tree isn't possible?
Are you frustrated with the time-consuming and endlessly repetitive ritual of tree assembly and ornament hanging?

If any or all the above sound like you, then we've got the answer… the INSTANT CHRISTMAS rollup banner.

Just in time for the holiday procrastinator, INSTANT CHRISTMAS brings the joy and wonder of the holiday season, without hassles or hard work. Big on beauty and small on real-estate, this 2-dimensional wonder will fill your 3-dimensional space with all the holiday glitz and glamour of a physical tree minus the shedding pine needles and half-lit strings of lights.

Simply pull up the screen and VOILA! In less than a minute you're done decorating. Then, sit back, enjoy some cocoa and reflect on the time you've saved.

INSTANT CHRISTMAS. Let us all rejoice in streamlining the holidays.

(Your Instant Christmas order includes a pine scented air freshener and a small bag of rescued pine needles for spreading on the floor - for added realism)

NOTE: This product is not guaranteed against any in-fighting between jealous neighbors, vindictive pet or toddler behaviors or familial disapproval/disappointment.